In today’s social media driven mad world of Online Dating sites , ONE2ONE INTRODUCTIONS stand out from the crowd.
Because we’re NOT an online dating site!
Now read on….
Dating is supposed to be fun – meeting new people, going to exciting places, that spark, that frisson of where things just might lead to…However, reality bites bitterly. After the initial first bloom of hope and expectation you believe these apps resemble a sweet shop-Wow..’are all these for me’…sadly reality bites. This isn’t exactly ‘Vorsprung durch Technik’ and soon you’re believing you’re working in a sweat shop; traumatic, time consuming and getting nothing out of it!
Online dating sites and apps are full of an never ending algorithm of babbled dialogue with mono syllabic replies fed by the genuine, the lonesome, the cheating and the gullible who trawl through a sea of profiles (coz there’s plenty of fish out there) searching for their sole(sic) mates by baiting them with mind blowing and earth shattering conversational nuggets like “what’s your favourite colour?” and after composing a humorous, yet personal ditty of 300 words on why magenta is your palette to life, you get a two word one liner back saying “wanna meet?”
And when you meet you’ve now got some new horror stories to tell your mates-“Oh how we’ll laff?” and add to your long list of “I’m never going there again world’s worst first dates” experiences.
..about how they apologised for being late “Just couldn’t get the kids to sleep” (They never mentioned KIDS in their profile!)
or they’re unrecognisable from their profile photo(my bessie said that was a great photo so that’s why I used it as my profile pic..it was taken at the Pope’s mass in the Park, circa 1978 )
or ..how they “forgot” to tell you about how their wives and lives don’t understand them or their husbands are never there when needed or even“this one time.. at Bandcamp”..
and why they really really enjoy living with their parents at this stage of their lives(“But then again I’m only 43!”)
Seriously…. Is it what you signed up for? Go sell crazy somewhere else.
At ONE2ONE we do that initial groundwork for you so you don’t have to waste all that time wasting your time! (And yes..we only have UNATTACHED people on our books-we actually verify that they are who they say they are and what they do. ..and guess what we meet everyone face to face!
We will do everything except go on the date with you! Sorry but there are limits! 2’s company but 3’s a crowd!
Blowing our own trumpet here but we’re actually good at what we do!
It’s our job…and we love our job.
And if you find “the one” then our job is done. It happens sometimes but not all the time. At the very least we hope you’ve enjoyed the experience of getting out there again, meeting, dating and getting to know new folk.
In everyday life we use people who specialise in what we’re looking for.
If we had a toothache we’d go to a dentist.
If we wanted to become millionaires we’d play the Lotto(or work for Dublin Bus), so when it comes to meeting someone why leave it to chance and wait for it to just happen?
Do something about your love life…Talk to us!
We spend our time meeting people every day, and ok we get coffeed out sometimes but the entertaining, fun, interesting, smart, attractive and genuine people we meet who are looking for a committed and lasting relationship is what makes our job so rewarding.
Matchmaking is friendly and fun, but it’s more importantly confidential and discreet!
But hey.. if the enemy is range then so are you so if you want your profile viewed for the world to see than join any online dating site. Friendly fire isn’t and everyone should have their 15 minutes of fame…even Scaramucci!
However, at One2One we believe in privacy and face to face meetings to get to know you.
It’s the safer way to meet like for like minded, unattached single people who are looking to meet someone exactly like….yourself!
One2One Introductions is a Personal, Confidential and Genuine Introduction Service for professionals who are looking to meet like-minded people and perhaps someone special.
Dave Merren 087 322 9046.