Lovely Rita Meter Maid

40
Female
leaning towards singledom
Bolivian
form-divider

About them

Height
5.2
Build
Petite
Do you smoke?
never looked behind me!
Do you enjoy a drink?
Is El Papa a catholic?
Do you have children?
19
What are their ages?
1,2,3,4,6(hubby was away) 7,8,9,10..how many is that?
Do they live with you?
only the odd numbers live with me
Would you like children in the future?
Yes
Occupation
Agricultural Optician.. I take the eyes outa potatoes
Education
Harvard tech on line
Education Level
Further further she cried

Favourite

Food
Eggs.. fertilised
Drink
feck women
Movie
the girl who dicked the horny pest
Book
him Dano
Newspapers
are great soakage
Websites
hate anything to do with spiders
Countries
you've seen one you've seen 'em all
Sports
pyschology
Leisure
wear
Smell
napalm in the morning
Sayings/Quotes
God never opened one door.. that's it ..god never opened one door..such a bad mannered and unchivalrous person

Perfect Partner

Gender
Male
Height
would be an an advantage
Age From
10
Age To
200
Build
Petite
Large
Nationality
Ukrainian or Ubezickanese
Occupation
hazards
Status
Dont mind
Children
No
Smoker
only downwind
Enjoys a drink
he better not take mine
What would you like to be their best attributes/values
Tall dark havesome
Pastimes, hobbies & interests
Reading riting rithmetic riding
How do you like to spend your free time
out of jail
Your top personality traits/special talents
Good in bed I can suck an orange tru a hosepipe
Your not so top personality traits
I'm not very good with children
Your attributes/core values/what are you passionate about?
am passionate about passionate things like passion fruit
Are there any new activities you would like to try?
Scuba diving in a lead suit or playing handball with an actopus
Your goals in life?
who moved the goalposts
Your pet hates
I love pets
People you admire
Women on the verge on nervous breakdowns
How would you like to spend an evening in company?
company what? company halt!
Favourite place to go with that someone special
the place with the padded walls
Your bucketlist
I have all the buckets I need
How would you like to spend a vacation?
I don't want a vocation.. I have a job
Is religion important to you?
No yes maybe eh
Your greatest achievement
my 16 no 17 no ..my kids
Your biggest disapointment
not being able to count
Dealbreakers
if he's game I'm game