Alternative facts or fake news? What online dating sites don’t want us to know.

Alternative facts or fake news? What online dating sites don’t want us to know.

3 years ago 0 1127

Its late January 2017…Are you still sifting through the “alternative facts” (or as we in Ireland like to call it, lies) of online dating, hoping to find Mr or Ms Perfect-That Special One? And you know online dating works sometimes! You may even know a friend or two who found their lid fitted the other’s saucepan.

But there’s a secret the online dating sites don’t want you to know.

You see, the online dating sites work much like the lottery. They pull in thousands of people with the hope of winning money. Along the way, they let a few people win. Those winners invariably tell all their friends, and those friends go play the lottery thinking and hoping they’ll win too.

What the lottery doesn’t want you to know is that the odds of winning are stacked against you.

With online dating, the odds are stacked against you… almost as heavily. So the online sites live on those few success stories. At first, it’s fun looking through all those profiles in hopes of finding “the one.” Then you contact a few that look really good. It’s an ego boost when they reply. And that’s when the trouble starts. First they lie about their age. Then they lie about their height or their weight. Their photo, their values and their aspirations And the worst is when they lie about their marital status. A recent survey found that 58% of members of online dating sites had been victims of online dating dishonesty.

If every night on a certain Irish online dating site there’s at least 3000 girls and guys emailing and flirting with each other there’s bound to be a good percentage of folk who actually hit it off..

It’s a virtual social media love in between Ladbrokes, Cadburys and Disneyland and uses computer sciences called algorithms!! So Online dating works….in the same way “Friendly fire isn’t”

But just remember..the odds are good but the goods are odd!


But who really wants to meet faceless, slightly creepy keyboard warriors who may or may not be dating 3 or 4 different people at the same time? Why please one person all of the time when you can please some of the people some of the time.

The attraction of online dating is the opportunity to pretend to be something different than you are and unsurprisingly, that’s its ultimate weakness!

So in the LOTTERY OF LOVE why don’t you turn the odds a little in your favour?

There’s one thing you can do NOW that will greatly improve your chances of actually meeting someone special…..

Here’s the deal. To increase your odds, ask yourself this question:

Who are the people who always seem to get the best deals?

They’re people who seek expert advice to help them achieve what they want to achieve.

And now you can too!  Hire an expert to handle your dating life!. Simples!

We’ll hand select the girls or guys you really want to meet. We will find someone who shares your values, your lifestyle, and your background, your expectations and your aspirations.

We’ll help you to be objective and not judgmental about first impressions. But most of all we’ll eliminate the lies and time-wasting mismatches. We meet everyone face to face and spend time getting to know what that person is looking for in a relationship. We verify that everyone is who they say they are because we spend time in their company getting to know them so that when we introduce you, you won’t have that awkward moment when you realise that John 46, Tall, gsoh, sporty, George Clooney lookalike, debonair yet grounded, Pilot

is really 64, tall (to Japanese standards), wears a sports jacket, has George Clooney’s stubble, is really a grounded Pilot who walks with a lisp and talks with a limp and wears way too much Brut.


So it’s time to kiss these sites – and all of their Fake news/lies – goodbye!

The next generation of online dating is here, only this time it’s OFFLINE.


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